• I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? ( Quotes by: Zsa Zsa Gabor )

• Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty. ( Quotes by: James Thurber )

• Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. ( Quotes by: Timothy Leary )

• Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. ( Quotes by: Joseph Conrad )

• A lot of guys think the larger a woman’s breasts are, the less intelligent she is. I don’t think it works like that. I think it’s the opposite. I think the larger a woman’s breasts are, the less intelligent the men become. ( Quotes by: Anita Wise )

• Behind every successful woman… is a substantial amount of coffee. ( Quotes by: Stephanie Piro )

• Who ever thought up the word “Mammogram?” Every time I hear it, I think I’m supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. ( Quotes by: Jan King )

• The chief excitement in a woman’s life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. ( Quotes by: Helen Rowland )

• Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. ( Quotes by: Timothy Leary )

• Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty. ( Quotes by: James Thurber )

• The old theory was “Marry an older man, because they’re more mature.” But the new theory is: “Men don’t mature. Marry a younger one.( Quotes by: Rita Rudner )